Blubz's First Detention/Transcript

Summary
The following is the word for word transcript for Blubz's First Detention.

Detention Shenanigans
''[Starts in detention room. Long moment of silence, other than a ticking clock.]''

Mr. Turdbuckle! Hey! Hey!

[chalkboard reads "Mr. Turdbuckle"]

Blubz, you are in detention. What is the problem?

Well, I've just always wondered; why does the clock look like your face?

Well, Blubz, that's just because-

Hey Mr. Turdbuckle, you wanna play I Spy?

[chalkboard reads "Shut Up"]

Blubz, you are in detention, and you're gonna have to-

I spy, with my little eye... some dude who looks like my grandma.

''[Me Gusta is shown. Text on the screen reads "AYO FRICK THAT" in meme font]''

Blubz, please be quiet, or I'm gonna have to add a couple hours to your detenti-

Mr. Turdbuckle's Favorite Character
Oh! I recognize that poster! [Five Nights at Freddy's poster is shown] I didn't know you were a fan of Super Mario Brothers! My favorite character is Pikachu. What's you favorite character? Mr. Turdbuckle? What is it?

''[action music is played as camera zooms on Blubz and Mr. Turdbuckle's faces. Chalkboard reads "Rekt m8"]''

My favorite character is your mom.

''[long moment of silence, before everyone starts laughing as Darude Sandstorm plays. Blubz starts crying]''

Dude, what's happening in there?

Blubz got another detention...

I just wanna go home!

''[MLG scene plays, and then the outside of the school is shown. Cut to Blubz]''

Hey, guys. It's me, Blubz. I'm sorry that I had to be in detention today and I unfortunately cannot record a video for your Friday, but, hopefully I can find something to do for next week. Wait- you recorded that whole thing!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU-

''[Mlg scene plays again, shorter this time. Then the screen reads "Stay in school"]''