Butterman

Butterman is an upcoming character on TheDerpySkull. He was created by Xaltra, and will appear in a future Blubz video. He will be the leader of the Derp Squad, right behind Toast Man.

Backstory - By Xaltra and other "sources"
Butterman was originally a normal stick of butter. The Flop Labz was testing experiments on making non-living organic objects well, live. After countless fails, the Ultimate Butter Alive Maker serum was injected into the stick of butter. The butter later came alive and created the character we know called Butterman. The problem was, the serum made him extremely smart. The reason why this was a problem was because his newfound smartness allowed him to break out of the labs. He broke out 2 hours after his creation. He then used his feet like ice skates, but buttery, and slid away from the labs. The labs were located somewhere in Illinois and he looked for a place to stay. He made sure no one saw him because, you know, he's a living piece of butter. He then found a house, my house, that he wanted to stay at. He knocked on the door, and I answered it. I looked at him, and he stared back. He then asked about a living piece of toast. I knew who he was talking about, and you guys should too. He wanted to meet Toast Man. I told him about how my friend Jake knew a retard called Blubz and a giant piece of toast called Toast Man. He then asked if he could stay at my house for a bit. I said he could, but he would have to tell me his story. And he did, and it was really long so i'm not gonna type it.

Appearance
Butterman appropriately takes on a look of a giant stick of butter. He is in a rectangular shape and has oval-shaped eyes. He, like Toast Man, has stick arms & legs. Butterman, however, has smaller buttersticks for feet, allowing him to slide around at fast speeds.

Personality
Butterman is the stereotypical "smart guy" of the group. He is especially smart with computers, and can hack any database in a matter of seconds. Butterman can also be funny, and makes patronizing jokes about his friends, usually Blubz and Simmons.

Abilities
Butter Man has some pretty unique powers for being a stick of butter. These powers include:

Butter Beam: His Butter Sword adds a scope and is able to shoot very precise beams of almost insta-kill butter.

Butter Vortex: He does a speed spin holding his Butter Sword and draws enemies closer so he can get them within striking range. Also, if the enemies are close enough, they are prone to injury, such as getting a broken arm, not severe enough as to insta-kill someone.

Butter Samurai: He begins to glow gold and he gets almost indesctrudable Samurai armor. He has increased speed, strength, stamina, and his Butter Sword attack range extends by 5 feet instead of the normal 6 foot long Butter Sword (so basically his sword now has 11 feet of attack range).

Trivia

 * Unlike Toast Man, Butterman's name includes no spaces.
 * Butterman, while being the smartest, is still only #2 behind the not-so-smart Toast Man.
 * He and Toast Man can combine and make "Buttered Toast Man", which is a Toast Man covered in butter. This allows a single entity to use both Toast Man & Butterman's powers.
 * He can make his buttery body slick or rough, much like Toast Man can make his body feel like bread, or toast.