PokéBlubz HGSS/Transcript

Summary
The following is the word for word transcript for PokéBlubz HGSS.

Character Selection
[Pokémon HGSS Home music is played, video starts at gender selection screen]

 Pick me! Pick me! Pick me, pick me! Pick me! Please ple- ple- ple- please! You're a boy! Please pick me! Please pick me!

[The player, Cry, stares at the screen]

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[a pause button appears over Blubz, muffling his voice]

 So, can I like- not be this guy?

[text box above the characters reads "You could always be the girl."]

 But I'm not a girl!

[Blubz gets rid of pause button]

 Hey! Hey, player dude! Watch this!

[Blubz appears behind the box he was standing in front of]

 I'm hiding behind the box! Isn't that hilarious! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 [to Lyra] Dude, is he okay?

[Horror music is played as Lyra's face is zoomed in]

Blubz's First Pokémon
 Hey, hey, hey girly! Watch this! [Pokéball is in Blubz's hand] I'm gonna catch you!

 Uh, dude? I don't think the game works like that!

 Oh, bologna! I'm gonna do it right now!

''[motivational music plays as Blubz throws the ball. It slowly flies across the screen as the camera zooms in on everyone's face. The ball eventually hits Lyra in the eye, sending her flying into some conveniently placed glass]''

 Whoops.

[text box reads "Pokémon LYRA has been caught!"]

 Oh boy, a new Pokémon!

[text box reads "Would you like to name your newly caught LYRA?"]

 Um... I'm gonna name it... Poopyface!

 I knew I should've gotten X and Y...

 Aw man! The Pokéball's off the screen, I can't get it! Well, time to go eat! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!

[the Pokéball ''is shown, and on the inside, Lyra is shown chained up, with duct tape over her mouth and a black eye. Two Durant are shown on her shoe, and then the screen reads "After 45 minutes of being bitten by Durants, "Poopyface" lives happily ever after in her Pokéball. Forever. The End."]''

Blubz is Evolving!
''[Blubz is shown evolving. A text box reads "Wat? BLUBZ is evolving as frick!". Evolution music plays, and then a drum roll. The screen reads "Blubz evolved into...". Blubz is revealed to have evolved into Terraria's Wall of Flesh, and is in the Underworld.]''