Simmons

Simmons is a minor character on TheDerpySkull. He is the second youngest member of The Derp Squad. His first appearance was "Stickman Simmons: Minecraft Draw My Thing 2.0". He is Blubz's new best friend in the future video "Stickman Simmons", and introduces Blubz to the Derp Squad.

Backstory - By Xaltra
Simmons was a retarded stickman that I used to draw in my notebook at school. He came alive the day after I made the short fight between him and Mr. Turdbuckle. I was playing on my Mac in my room when I noticed my notebook started shifting. I sat there, staring at it for 2 min. Then, it stopped. It flipped open to the most recent page about him. His head kinda popped out, but it wasn't the normal Simmons. This picture of him you see on the right is his normal body that I ended up drawing him with. He obviously didn't have the brightest mind around, but it was good enough to make people laugh at his jokes and other things that his brain could think of. I'm actually surprised at some of the stuff he's accomplished with him being a retard and all. After a couple days of him "living" in my room, he noticed that YouTube is where people make videos and post them for everyone to see. He then asked me if he could star in the next video, which happened to be "Draw My Thing 2.0." He "showed" himself as being me. Yes, he can impersonate my voice, but it is very hard for him to do. However, in person, we are quite different. HIs features will continue in the Appearance section, but know let's talk about present Simmons.

Present Simmons - By Xaltra
Simmons is now a part of the crime-fighting squad called "The Derp Squad." He is the third most respected member, behind Toast Man and Butterman, but in front of Blubz, who is last. Simmons, being a member of this squad, has super powers that allow him to do "good." He has so far stopped a man from selling "gay wieners," or hotdogs. He has also stopped a man from suicide, who surprisingly didn't kill himself like the last guy.

Minecraft
Simmons' Minecraft skin is very similar to his Derp Squad counterpart. It is currently the only variant to appear on TheDerpySkull. He has the same stick body, with white representing the transparency. Minecraft skins don't allow short outlines, so his eyes are black and gray.

Derp Squad
His Derp Squad variant is the same, but his eyes consist of large black pupils, and an outline filled with white. His tongue is slightly bigger than his Minecraft counterpart.

Personality
Simmons, like Blubz, isn't too bright. He doesn't go to school, and he doesn't see a reason to. On the Minecraft series, he likes to insult people, such as calling Snaphap stupid because he didn't know who made the Xbox.

Simmons is very self congratulatory. He often compliments himself when he doesn't realize what he did was terrible. For example, he calls himself an "art legend", even though he made a poorly drawn picture of a pencil, even when he was supposed to draw a penguin. Simmons is violent towards nerds, and respects dumb people.

Abilities
Simmons, as a member of the Derp Squad, has some powers. They will be shown in a future video.

Buff Arm: Simmons' left arm inflates into a muscular arm.

Super Simmons: Simmons gets bigger, faster, stronger, and derpier!

Stick Army: Simmons summons 20 stickmen to help fight.

Trivia

 * His original character was much different.
 * His name was "Retard Simmons"
 * Pictured right is a drawing of his past version
 * He had fingers on his tongue, and used it to slap people
 * He and Mr. Turdbuckle were enemies
 * He only goes to school on the last day
 * He claims to be Xaltra's brother
 * He was created by Xaltra
 * His early version's eyes were carried onto Butterman
 * He apparently lives in a hamper in Xaltra's closet