Music Video Gone Wrong/Transcript

Summary
The following is the word for word transcript for Music Video Gone Wrong.

Transcript
[thumbnail of the video is shown, with Blubz's head occasionally popping up over Nexus's]

False Advertisment
Hey, guys! It's Nexus here and today, it is the second day of 2016, and, uh, I'm going to be singing today, this is my actual voice, and, uh, I don't even care. It's nor really- it just all in good fun. So, I hope you enjoy, and I will see you-

''[Record scratch sound plays, followed by crickets. Blubz is shown on stage.]''

Blubz's New Years Song
[Vivacity plays in the background, Blubz sings] Uh, buh buh buh buh buh BUH! Have a happy new YEARRR!!! A season full of CHEERRRR!! And even though January sucks balls, it's still a fun time full of laughs and lawls! [in the background of security guards talking] I think I forgot to feed my cat!

Um, dude, should we get this guy off the stage?

[farts]

Aw, come on, man!

[still singing] It's time to put on that New Years party hat! (that nobody can obtain without doing some completely unfair trade, and it just makes you cry when you can't get one) So, instead, we have to wear these!

[Blubz and three crowd members put on Dunce hats]

[surrounded by cheese] I think my favorite food might be cheese!

Confrontation
Ok, what the f*ck!? I'm tired of this! You're not even talking about New Years anymore!

Um, please watch the language, this is a video for childre-

Stop yelling at me! UH!! [ghast tear appears under his eye]

Can you just let me finish my song, you dumb idiot!?

The Battle
''[Craig has a surpised face, and action music plays as the camera zooms in on Craig, Blubz, Biq (who farts), The Rascals, Bigsby, Courtney, and the rest of the crowd. Cheese is shown slowly flying at Craig. He jumps over it, and shoots near Blubz with a gun. The two stare off, and a spinning picture of Bigsby is shown. Craig starts sticking his tongue out at Blubz, as Blubz stares back, confused. Blubz eventually starts singing Justin Bieber's "Baby", puting a surprised expression on Craig's face once more]''

AHHH!!! [disappears from scene]

[clears throat] Well then... HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Credits
''[Fart noise sounds as a "Happy New Year" card pops up. The video ends with credits: "Blubz Blubzerton as himself", "Craig Billford as security guard", "Biq Billford as backup security guard", "Bigsby Blubzerton as himself", "Courtney Blubzerton as 'herself'", "The Rascals as themselves", and "Nexus as his lying self". The video ends saying "Thanks for watching! Happy 2016 :3". Biq farting and Craig saying "Aw, come on, man!" is repeated.]''